I lived in Spain for a while, in a village just outside Seville called Macarena. Lovely, but not that nice – no need to make a song and dance about it.
Alex Horne


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Award-winning comedian and writer Alex is leader of The Horne Section (BBC Radio 4) and creator of Taskmaster (Dave).


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Bec Hill
I used to think an ocean of orange soda existed, but it was just a Fanta sea.


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Australian-born Bec’s credits include The Now Show and Dilemma (BBC Radio 4) and CTRL Freaks (London Live).


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I lost my virginity so late that when it actually happened I wasn't so much deflowered as deadheaded.
Holly Walsh


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Holly is an award-winning comedian and writer, and creator and host of Best Behaviour (BBC Radio 4).


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I've stopped drinking for three weeks now and I've never felt better (except when I was drinking).
Lou Sanders


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Lou has appeared on Russell Howard’s Good News (BBC Three) and co-hosted with Richard Herring on FUBAR Radio.


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I'll say I'm a 'glass is half full' kind of person, but the glass is half full of piss.
Mark Watson


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Edinburgh Comedy Award winner and novelist Mark is a TV and radio regular and has hosted several 24+ hour live shows.


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East London is the kind of place where people who weren't bullied at school go to dress like they were.
Matthew Crosby


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One third of award-winning sketch team Pappy’s, Matthew's credits include The Last Leg (Channel 4) and Badults (BBC Three).


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If Adam and Eve can't make it work in Paradise, what chance have I got in Lewisham?
Sara Pascoe


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Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee Sara has appeared in Twenty Twelve, W1A (BBC Two) and also contributes to The Guardian.


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We got our cat from a breeder's. Too many animals. Not enough to call the RSPCA but enough to charge an entry fee.
Suzi Ruffell


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BAFTA Rocliffe New Writing Award nominee Suzi has also written for Mock the Week (BBC Two) and The Last Leg (Channel 4).


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